Justyn and Alex each bring their world famous NEWSIE BITS of stupid people doing stupid things, all over the world.
Let's all be dumb together.
Justyn-
The black mystery sarcophagus was opened, and now people want to drink its ‘bone juice’: https://www.theverge.com/2018/7/20/17595198/black-sarcophagus-bone-juice-campaign
Millennials outraged after baseball team advertises 'Millennial Night' with avocados, participation ribbons and napping stations: http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2018/07/19/millennials-outraged-after-baseball-team-advertises-millennial-night-with-avocados-participation-ribbons-and-napping-stations.html
Jenny McCarthy doesn't know what her Google Home sounds like, assumes it's a ghost: https://www.androidpolice.com/2018/07/19/jenny-mccarthy-doesnt-know-google-home-sounds-like-assumes-ghost/
Alex-
Ominous Egypt Sarcophagus Found To contain no dark forces: http://www.wsfa.com/story/38687717/ominous-egyptian-sarcophagus-opened-found-to-contain-no-dark-forces
An almond doesn’t lactate:” FDA to crack down on use of the word “milk": https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/07/an-almond-doesnt-lactate-fda-to-crack-down-on-use-of-the-word-milk
Deer swims four miles from Isle of Wight to mainland – then drowns in bungled rescue: https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/07/15/deer-swam-isle-wight-mainland-drowns-bungled-rescue-attempt/
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