Alex no longer reads smut, he LISTENS to it now, and Justyn gets married at first sight.

Alex is now so burly he becomes BARLY and Justyn hiccups until he DIES.

Alex is a New Orleansian and Justyn is a cookin’ ass bitch.

Alex exclusively watches hentai, Natalie uncovers an ENTERTAINMENT/TIK TOK CONSPIRACY, and Justyn spontaneously humanly combusts LIVE ON THE AIR.

Alex’s students KILL HIM and Justyn creates AI generated nightmares - FOR FUN.