Alex misses 80’s heroes, Jeremy SINGLE-HANDEDLY DESTROYED BETHESDA, Flapjack questions the state of the gaming/movie industry in the face of BOOMERS and Justyn cooks blue meth with a sketchy lawyer.

Alex grinds bowie knives in candle light, Bran literally intrudes, Cameron Clarke DOES NOT RAPE DOGS, Beth Doe’s Steven Universe bit is still straight trash and Justyn gives a little deeper into The Dick Show’s mythos.

Alex finds some Materia, Bran cries during every anime, Crippled Jesus should’ve picked a cooler poker nickname and Justyn wields the Buster Sword.

Alex gobble gobbles, Bran gobble gobbles, Patrick gobble gobbles, Jeremy (new Robbie) gobble gobbles and Justyn gives them all something to gobble gobble on.

Alex got HACKED and Justyn launders cartel money in the Ozarks.