Alex starts a dynasty, Amanda’s SNAKE GETS OUT AND STARTS SLITHERING ALL OVER HER HOUSE, COMPLETELY UNRESTRAINED, and Justyn secures another win for ya boiz over our sister show, The Kinda Important Gaming Podcast.

Alex is a dead guy and Justyn is officially Cloud Strife.

Alex replaces all his kneecaps and elbows with copper couplings, Gabe SINGLE-HANDEDLY CAUSES BITCOIN TO CRASH, and Justyn challenges Ted Cruz to a fist fight in Cancun.

Alex trades all his exotic engrams for commons, MassBleak is a sad boi and Justyn tells you what his daddy always used to say, nomsayin?

Alex has officially inserted OBS straight into the back of his skull (like he’s jacking into the Matrix) and Justyn introduces a new crypto to the world: Maricoin.