Alex makes money with SPYWARE, Jeremy just exists, Reid jumps out of planes, MASSBLEAK dies, and Justyn cracks on wif ya innit bruv.

Alex is a cross-dressing cross-platformer, MASSBLEAK likes that dirty street beef (erotic?), and Justyn now breeds horses with his Maricoins.

Alex opens his mouth wider than Mileena, Tanner got bit in the leg at the club, Dylan bit Tanner’s leg at the club, and Justyn awakens his arcana over a FUCKING EGG ROLL.

Alex cooks up a gulag, Dylan’s coffee mug is an Exotic weapon, MASSBLEAK might win 3 belts during WRESTLEMANIA, and Justyn joins the cast of The Circle.

Alex is next on Jake Paul’s list, but this time it’ll be IN THE OCTAGON, MASSBLEAK told them totem poles to pose, and Justyn is using the PS5 for what it’s designed for: playing PS4 games.