Alex’s kids REGRESS (again), Jeremy becomes the head of Activision/Blizzard, and Justyn single-handedly stops Amber Heard.

Alex HATES How I Met Your Mother now, Tony’s pool is basically green Jell-O, and Justyn comes through in his new whip.

Alex wants a clean house and Justyn WARNS EVERYONE.

Alex is too A league for Z League and Justyn’s gone wild with Zillow.

Alex puts MSG on his GMOs even though the WHO says it’s BAD, TheFlapJack_123 celebrates Christmas on the front lines of WWII, Bret Heartbreak’s pelvis is solely UNCONTROLLED BUSH, and Justyn re-kink shames all you nasty lil hoes.